Friday, September 12, 2008

Bienvenue Chez Chicco




Welcome to Chez Chicco. We have a tantalizing menu today that we're sure you'll find very appealing. For starters we offer a silky-smooth purée of yogurt and ripe avocado. What's more, our staff will be delighted to spoon each bite directly in your mouth. Then to ensure you won't grow bored waiting for the next course to appear we have an amuse-bouche of only the finest kidney beans (organic and free range). Throw them? On the floor? Mais oui, no problem. The customer is king here at Chez Chicco. Coming up next you'll find matchsticks of boiled carrot each precision-cut for your dining pleasure. And the pièce de résistance. . . whole-wheat penne topped with a dollop of Zippy Cheese Sauce à la Moosewood. To quaff alongside your meal, whole milk, bien sûr, served up in your favorite sippy cup. Bon appetit, petite mademoiselle.

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